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• Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks.
• Political Correctness failed in the Soviet Union!
• I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want to call it if they did these thing
  abolish the one party system; open the Soviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely...
• Poor Dimitri Shostakovich: In the Soviet Union, he was condemned as being too radical
  in the West, for being too conservative. He could please no one but the musical public....
• kremvax /krem-vaks/ n. [from the then large number of Usenet VAXen with names of the form foovax] Originally
  a fictitious Usenet site at the Kremlin, announced on April 1, 1984 in a posting ostensibly originated there by Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko....
• Quote #559 The first bullet entered and exited Ed's abdomen, penetrated his elbow, reentered his body and exited his buttocks, severing a tendon there
  he second entered through the right side of his neck, missing all of the major structures and exiting through the fro...
• A bank robber in Buffalo entered and placed a bag over his head.
  He forgot to poke eyeholes and was blinded, and promptly tackled by security guards and customers....
• brown-paper-bag bug n. A bug in a public software release that is so embarassing that the author notionally wears a brown paper bag over his head for a while so he won't be recognized on the net.
  Entered popular usage after the early-1999 release of the first Linux 2....