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• Adolph Hitler committed suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
• Curiosity: The reason why most of us haven't committed suicide long ago.
• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
• My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
• The Soviet news agency TASS reported that one of the leaders of the failed Soviet coup committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  He died after the third bullet entered his head....
• President Clinton: Proof that character matters!
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Goodbye, Everybody! -- Last words of Hart Crane, poet, -- who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage.
• Do not despair of life. You have no doubt force enough to overcome your obstacles.
  Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger....