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• Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
• Damn fine coffee, and HOT!