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• Leaving already, Doctor? Not staying for your pentadigestory interludicules?
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
  ..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• Sir Thomas Moore, for instance, burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism
  must have been kicking himself as the flames licked higher, that it never occured to him to say, 'I recant my Catholicism'....