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• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• Pass The Cinnamon Rolls and Another Cup Of Coffee
• With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
• A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
• It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence.
  Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented....