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• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
  ..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability...
• eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
  ..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...