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• Hot damn we're cooking now.
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it, unless by some miracle your Coffee Shop has started selling coffee.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Ink and Incapability...
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot water.
  -- Matt Welsh...
• That's right; the upper-case shift works fine on the screen, but they're not coming out on the damn printer.
  .. Hold? Sure, I'll hold." -- e.e. cummings last service call...
• Your husband is lazy if: When he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes in that direction.
  His idea of dressing for dinner is wearing a necktie over his pajamas....