Owen's Law For Secretaries: As Soon As You Sit Down With A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something That Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup
of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will
last until the coffee is cold.

With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.
Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...

Owen's Law For Secretaries: As Soon As You Sit Down With A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something That Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.

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