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• eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
  ..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
  -- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
  -- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...