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• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Gray's Bus Law: A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.
• Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
  All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
  -- John Corcora...
• You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.
• Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....