Related:

• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
  All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
  -- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...
• Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.