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• Local Bus....taking us all for a ride!!!
• If your monthly phone bill includes over seventy-five dollars' worth of calls to Entertainment Tonight 900-number opinion polls, get a life .
  .. If you always make a point to sit up front on a bus so you can "chat" with the driver ....
• Have you hugged your local gynoterrorist today?
• You will be run over by a bus.
• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• Support your local Sysop
• Support your local hooker.
• If you hail a taxi, your bus trundles into view just as you get in.
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...