The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes
before you get off work.
-- John Corcoran
before you get off work.
-- John Corcoran
Related:
- The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.
John... - If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes
early,
your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop... - Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer
point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
John... - Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me.
I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer... - The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional
to the inclemency of the weather.
John... - Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John... - Bart: [reading a test question]
The 7:30am express train travelling at 60 miles an hour leaves
Santa Fe bound for Phoenix,
[chews on his pencil] 520 miles away. Ms.K: Shhh! ... - At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring
a ten minute answer.
M. M.... - Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so
effective that you have to stroke the tube for five...
From the same category:
- Politics is like coaching a football team.
you have to be smart enough to understand the game... - News stories expand and time contracts, meeting inexorably each day
twenty minutes after a man is supposed to be home for dinner.
- Ray... - A virus that eats taglines would really make
people mad... - Reality is blinking again..
call for repairs... - Do not speak harshly to any one; those who are spoken to will answer
thee in the same way.
Angry speech is painful: blows for blows will touch...
