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• Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
  All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
• Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.
• Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be stared at. -- Law of Human Quirk
• Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
• No one wants war.
• The following report appeared in a memo from the vice president of the Southside Transportation Authority.
  "We should abandon our current five-year plan to purchase additional buses to serve the campus of Southside University, because students there are unlikely to use them....
• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. -- Mignon McLaughli