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• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.
  -- John Corcora...
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
  -- John Corcora...
• Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
• Before God and the bus driver we are all equal.