You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel
very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and
your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you
will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a
message.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and
your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you
will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a
message.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become
eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced... - As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on
reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... ... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call
you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method... - Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now,
but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return... - Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark
sparkling Folger's Crystals.
Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll... - Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of
Make Believe right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your... - Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds,
like an obscene phone call.) Oh, nuts, YOU called...
