As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on
reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The
telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint
click and a light flashes on the answering machine... You hear
a beep...
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The
telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint
click and a light flashes on the answering machine... You hear
a beep...
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there.
(Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness... - You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy.
You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that
yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - And here's a way to befuddle the *callee* rather than the
caller:
Record someone's answering machine message as you hear... - I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to
tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity. -- Answering... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or...
From the same category:
- When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge,
know that your credit card will be of absolutely no... - If we have a crime epidemic,
let's quarantine criminals... - It's like pissing your pants to keep yourself warm.
Disparaging Danish engineering proverb describing short... - The faster I go, the behinder I get.
--
Lewis... - Viva La Ramen
Noodles...
