Fairly Boring Message:) This Is John. I Can't Come To The Phone Right Now, But If You Leave A Message At The Tone, I'll Return Your Call.

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(Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll
return your call. (Now, re-record the message every morning.
Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different,
but will be confused since the words are exactly the same.)
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller