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• Sorry Congressman. Cash only.
• The Yeti, whom we know of only By the tracks he leaves behind, Hunts the mountains, sad and lonely, For a mate to breed his kind.
• If you are over 80 years old and accompanied by your parents, we will cash your check.
• Hayl, you know an' I know that th' only way in th' world we can get that kind o' money is if we found a bottle of Coke with a mouse in it.
  -- Randy Quaid explains funding to Pee-Wee Herman on a SNL episode...
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
• I am the check writer in the cash only line.
• I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling.
  It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood....
• You know, it's really kind of silly to wander around outside with your your lamp on.