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• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
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• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
• Why's J. Edgar Hoover on your phone? I don't know, he's on everyone elses! -- _Clue_
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• May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.