-- You may be redneck...
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
- You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
- You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
- You may be redneck... if your parents are first cousins.
- You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
- You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
- You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
- You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
- You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
