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• You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!
• Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000.
  And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines....
• I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a loophole.
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Who needs fantasy when you can have physics?
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....