Guru Saj: You must be Ross.
Ross: Hi.
Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj. (takes the drawer back and replaces)
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so...
Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I_ve attended some of
the finest medical schools in Central America.
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Ross: Hi.
Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj. (takes the drawer back and replaces)
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so...
Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I_ve attended some of
the finest medical schools in Central America.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Related:
- Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK?
Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show.... - At the Brown Bird meeting]
Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!... - Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?... - Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
[runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe.... - Ross: Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.
Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Ross: No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird [does the Brown Bird salute.... - Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna
do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this.... - Ross enters, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie]
Ro
Hey, you guys! Guess what? Rachel: [looking at the outfit] Got a job on a river boat?... - Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan
Sallidor did [think Chandler was gay].
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?... - Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send
you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
