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  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• Picard: "If you would care to study some technical schematics or--" Sco
  I'm not eighteen! I can't start out like a raw cadet!...
• Scott: "You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elas.
  You never had anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no.
  You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer....
• I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
  He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• Picard: "The first vessel I that I served on as captain, was called the 'Stargazer'.
  It was an overworked, underpowered vessel, always on the verge of flying apart at the seams....
• The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him.
  I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many time...