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• Old Time Movie Plot: Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl.
  Boy finds girl once more and marries girl and they live happily everafter....
• PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl, X = Everybody gets girl
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• A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident....