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• Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• And if you come back with information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
  ...Not while I've got my strength he won't. -- Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital...
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
• Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
  Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
• I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
  .. Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain Cook...