Martin: Can You Let Me Have It For Forty Dollars? Deale

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Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars?
Dealer: Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?
Martin: It's all I got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing
home. I fished a dime out of the sewer, for God's sake!
Dealer: No way. [notices Bart] What do you want?
Bart: Can I have it for thirty-five?
-- Unsuccessful haggling, "Three Men and a Comic Book"