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• You can't change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes.
• I canna change the laws of physics, Captain, but I can find ye a loophole.
• Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000.
  And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines....
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Achh, me taglines! They canna take namore, Captain.
• The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
• Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• The laws of physics change every Thurday night. -- Pickett's First Law of Scientific Research