Related:

• I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
• Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl.
  (CLICK) -- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble...
• Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
  ... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...