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• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.
  Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it....
• Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
  Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
• Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence.
  You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....