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• I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
  ... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message....