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• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Stoned, slow voice:) Hey brother, you have reached the Narcotics Information Hotline.
  None of us can answer the phone right now, 'cause we're trying to decide if it exists....
• I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
  Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...