Hi. This Is Kevin And Diana's Vacuum Cleaner. Their Appliances Have Switched Jobs Again, And I Get To Answer The Phone 'cause My Old Job Sucked.

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Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances
have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause
my old job sucked. So leave a message after you hear the beep,
and you can be sure it's in the bag.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme