Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However,
if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our
weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe... - This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there.
(Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness... - Thank you for calling, no doubt,
As you can guess,
we're out. When we get home, We'll call on the phone... - Sorry that we're not at home.
Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness ... - Answering machine message
My answering machine now has the new AT&T incoming phone caller I.D.
digital print-out. So leave a message or I'll know... - We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call
you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice... - Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become
eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced...
