This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to... I mean, do FOR you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
to... I mean, do FOR you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
- Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that
yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat,
I am pimento loaf, leave me a message. -- Answering... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a
message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer... - Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly
beep and I'll get back.
(Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It... - I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to
tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity. -- Answering... - This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out...
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it probably doesn't go anywhere... - Blessed is the healthy nature; it is the coherent, sweetly co-operative,
not incoherent, self-distracting, self-destructive... - The Caldron. Supreme good fortune.
Success... - You guys have been practicing discrimination for years.
Now it's our turn. -- Thurgood Marshall [quoted by... - A cowboy is a farm boy in leather britches and a comical hat.
Edward...
