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• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• All my friends are dead. My pet spider, Sammy. Katy the worm, Bertie the bird.
  Everyone except Neville the Fat Hamster. I'm afraid Neville bought it too, Baldrick....
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Baldrick, in the Amazonian rainforest there are tribes as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.
  -- Edmund : Major Sta...
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....