Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir?
No...I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook
No...I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook
Related:
- The wimple suits you, Baldrick.
But...it completely covers my face.
Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain... - Would you like some rat au vin to help you think?
.
Rat au vin? Yes. It's rat... ...thats been run over... - Oh, come, come, sir - now, you can't deny that this newspaper is good
for the morale of the men?
Certainly not. I just feel more could be achieved by... - My mother...will be as pleased as Punch.
Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch,
Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain... - I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed,
sir. Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off)... - I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of
Baldrick's apple crumble.
Edmund : Captain... - I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -... - You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your
name on it?
Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet... - You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then...
From the same category:
- It takes all kinds of people to make a world,
but did you ever think the percentages were wrong... - HELP! I screwed up my girlfriend's
Computer... - Earth's biggest country 's gut her soul,
An' risen up earth's greatest nation.
James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Biglow Papers... - Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never
be fully learnt.
Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Author's... - Nobody ever puts up a sign that says
NICE DOG...
