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• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• This is not food, but an escape kit! Good Lord! With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport and a huge false moustache, I might just stand a chance!
  ...Ah. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....
• Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'?
  Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...