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• Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Oh, come on Mr.B., it's not as if we're all going to get murdered or anything the minute you leave, is it?
  ...Hope springs eternal, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
  I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...