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• ounds of cheers...Baldrick enters the dugout) Sir!
  Sir! It's all over the trenches! Well, mop it up, then... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• To you it's a potato. To _me_ it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh.
  ..it's country estate, fine carriages, and as many girls as his tongue can cope with....
• Sir, please help me get his coat off. (feebly) Leave it, Baldrick.
  ..it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's hell to shift - I want to get it in soap....
• Masturbation. A lot of people are turned off about masturbation jokes.
  Why? Some of the greatest people in the world ......
• Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California.
  Message reads: Congrats stop Have found only person in world less funny than you stop Name Baldrick stop -- Edmund...