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• Baldrick, in the Amazonian rainforest there are tribes as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.
  -- Edmund : Major Sta...
• ounds of cheers...Baldrick enters the dugout) Sir!
  Sir! It's all over the trenches! Well, mop it up, then... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California.
  Message reads: Congrats stop Have found only person in world less funny than you stop Name Baldrick stop -- Edmund...
• Edmund and Kate wrestle each other to the floor. Their eyes meet searchingly.
  Edmund slowly bends to kiss her...the door opens, and Baldrick enters....
• Baldrick, this is Molly ; an inexpensive prostitute.
  Molly, this is Baldrick...a pointless peasant. -- Edmund : Money...
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
  Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...