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• Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it!
  Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!...
• Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
• Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.
  05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2.....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
• Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed.
  I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone....
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
  So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....