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• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
• On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse gende
  ) BEEP. (Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila....
• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
  So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
• Heartbreak Hotel
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold
• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• Thank you for nothing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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