Hello. This Is Ron's Answering Machine, Marvin, And I'm SO Depressed.

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Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO
depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner,
but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to
me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep.
Here comes the beep, God how I hate that beep, it's so cheery
sounding.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme

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