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• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
• The court rules in favor of Mr. Lampwick. Itchy & Scratchy Studios will pay a restitution of 800 billion dollars.
  .. though that amount will probably come down a bit on appeal....
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that. Comic Book Guy
  Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh....
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....