Computer Generated Voices:) 1: Hello, There Are No Real People Here To Answer The Phone Right Now.

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(Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!
1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like,
you can leave your name and telephone number...
2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!
1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief
message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of
this stuff until the real people get back.
2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme