(Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!
1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like,
you can leave your name and telephone number...
2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!
1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief
message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of
this stuff until the real people get back.
2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!
1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like,
you can leave your name and telephone number...
2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!
1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief
message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of
this stuff until the real people get back.
2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Related:
- Computer generated voices:)
1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief use is to get your name.... - Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling
to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation,
please press 1 and hang up now.
If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now.... - 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
2: (Background
) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message.... - Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll
leave your name, telephone number, a brief message, and the time
you called, we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Thank you and have a pleasant day. (This can dissuade prank and sales callers who don't know it's really a private line.... - You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers.... - Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi, you've
reached Hell.
(Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.... - Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a
message, please wait for the tone.
If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number.... - Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new
parakeet.
If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you.... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
