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• Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
• I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit!
• Sorry, I mistook me for someone else
• Sorry, but I no longer seem to remember how it was you got here.
• Arguments seem futile to me, for behind every argument I have ever heard lies the astounding ignorance of someone.
  -- Justice Louis D. Brandeis (1856-1941)...
• Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
  Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.