I Think All Cars Should Have Car Phones In 'em And Their License Plates Should Be Their Phone Number.
I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates
should be their phone number. So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get
the hell out of the way. Old people would have 800 numbers.
-- John Mendoza
Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage...
I don't like the idea that people can call you in your car.
I think there's news you shouldn't get at sixty miles per hour....
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number.
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night.
Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story.