I Think All Cars Should Have Car Phones In 'em And Their License Plates Should Be Their Phone Number.

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I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates
should be their phone number. So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get
the hell out of the way. Old people would have 800 numbers.
-- John Mendoza