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  `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort.' -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live...
• The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against the Ford Motor Company's new campaig
  Hey you stinking, fat Russian, get off my Ford Escort." -- Dennis Mille...
• A Pole, a Soviet, an American, an Englishman and a Canadian were lost in a forest in the dead of winter.
  As they were sitting around a fire, they noticed a pack of wolves eyeing them hungrily....
• But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey.
  Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented....
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
  -- Pat Paulse...
• During the intervening years, this ex-American baseball player who defected to the Soviet Union rose through the ranks to the height of powe
  where he is now the single, behind-the-scenes controlling force behind all Soviet policy decisions....