All Files, Papers, Memos, Etc., That You Save Will Never Be Needed Until Such Time As They Are Disposed Of, When They Will Become Essential And Indispensable.

All Files, Papers, Memos, Etc., That You Save Will Never Be Needed Until Such Time As They Are Disposed Of, When They Will Become Essential And Indispensable.

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All files, papers, memos, etc.,
that you save will never be needed until such time as they are disposed of,
when they will become essential and indispensable.
-- John Corcoran

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When it's not needed, zoning works fine; when it is essential, it always breaks down.
-- John McClaughry...
All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
-- John Corcora...
The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
-- John Corcora...
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
All papers after the top are upside-down or backwards, until you right the pile.
Then the process repeats. -- Vile's Law of Grading Pape...
If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora